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cribe at your service. Whether you are in dire need of captivating marketing, masterful editing, or content creation that's as absurdly brilliant as Tom Waits in a top hat, consider me your pen (or keyboard). Let's sprinkle some linguistic pixie dust on your project and watch it soar to heights so lofty, the birds will need a Thesaurus to keep up.
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ABOUT ME
h, hello! About me? Okay. Here are 11 RANDOM FACTS:
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The best movie ever made is Waterworld. Yes, Waterworld. I will die on this hill
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I believe that people are good and together we are capable of outstanding things
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I once tried to train myself to be ambidextrous. Turns out, my left hand has zero ambition
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I have strong feelings about fonts. Comic Sans makes me irrationally upset.
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If there’s a conspiracy theory, I’ve probably already read about it (Did you know Finland doesn't exist?)
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I have an ongoing, low-key existential crisis about why we have toenails.
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I own more books than I will ever have time to read, but that will not stop me from buying more
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Great art is the spontaneous overflow of powerful emotions (thanks Wordsworth)
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The song stuck in my head at any given moment is usually something from Hall & Oates
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I love the smell of bookstores. I don’t know why we haven’t made a cologne out of it yet
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If I ever disappear, I’m probably just in the the PNW mountains, listening to a podcast on the history of velcro, and sipping on green tea
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